and so it begins.....

Mommy: Aiden, are you a cool dude with your sunglasses?

Aiden: Not now! (glasses are in his hands) 

Mommy: Oh, are you a cool dude when you wear your glasses?

Aiden: Yeah, you are a cool big dude.

Mommy: No, Daddy is a cool big dude, Mommy is a cool dudet.

Aiden: Why, because you don't have a penis?